JOKES & RIDDLES


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

(Thanks to Sarah, California)

How many sides does a circle have?

(Thanks to Natasha)

What do you call a shirt an aquarium wears?

(Thanks to Katherine, IL)

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

(Thanks to Shawna, Houma, LA)

What has big ears and a trunk?

(Thanks to Imelda, Metairie, LA)

There is a one story house and every single thing is blue. The chairs are blue. The cars are blue. The food is blue. The roof is blue. The windows are blue. The floor is blue. The walls are blue. What color are the stairs?

(Thanks to Imelda, Metairie, LA)

What time is it when 10 lions are chasing you?

(Thanks to Carrie, Illinois)

Why does tigger always wash his hands at the end of the day?

(Thanks to Mary-kate and Ashley, L. A.)

When I used a coconut, a watermelon and a pineapple to hit your head, which one is the most painful?

(Thanks to Tang, Singapore)

Why does the teacher need to wear sunglasses when she teaches?

(Thanks to Tang, Singapore)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

(Thanks to Amber, Phoenix)

Can April March?

(Thanks to Cassie, Aurora, Illinois)

What are two things you don't have for breakfast?

(Thanks to Cassie, Aurora, Illinois)

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

(Thanks to Julia, Michigan)

What did the wich say to the sand?

(Thanks to Brandy, New Jersey)

Why do leopards have a hard time hiding?

(Thanks to Noreen, Toronto)

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