JOKES & RIDDLES - PAGE 2
Why didn't the dog cross the road?(Thanks to Stephen)
Why do we sing hymns in church and not hers?(Thanks to GGarcia)
Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?(Thanks to Mirna, Emirates)
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a rainstorm?(Thanks to Mirna, Emirates)
What did the mayonaise say to the tomato when it opened the fridge door?(Thanks to Mirna, Emirates)
Name a five letter word which has three consonants all the same and two different vowel.(Thanks to riddlesandmore.com)
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
What do you call a dollar deer?(Thanks to Nicholas, San Diego)
What is always said to happen but never really does?(Thanks to JT, CA)
What do you call a happy mushroom?
What do you get when you cross a Barbie with an oven?(Thanks to Mirna)
If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the United States, where would they
bury the survivors?(Thanks to Nicole, Illinois)
What do detectives say when they are going to bed?
What did Ronald say to his friend when they were in a race?(Thanks to Ania, Tumacacori, AZ)
You have a barrel. There is something in the barrel. This object can be seen with
the naked eye and it makes the barrel lighter. What is in the barrel? (Thanks to Jackie, Saratoga Springs, NY)
What did the pencil say to the paper? (Thanks to Jesse, Burlinton)
I start with the letter e,
I end with the letter e.
I contain only one letter,
Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I? (Thanks to riddlesandmore.com)
Why can't you tell a joke on ice? (Thanks to Myles, Los Angeles)
What do you call lassie when she's happy?
Why did the teacher jump in the water?
What is useful when it is broken? (Thanks to Joyce, B.C., Canada)
Where did the bed bugs get married?
(Thanks to Stephanie, Downey, California)
How does a bear start a race?
(Thanks to Michael, New Jersey)
Why did the kid throw a clock out the window?
Why did the basketball player bring a suitcase with him to a ball game?
(Thanks to Zeeshan, New York)
How do you stop a bull from charging?
(Thanks to Meagan, Melfort, Saskatchewan, Canada)
Tarzan has to get 3 coconuts across a bridge. He is 99 pounds and the coconuts are 1 pound each. The bridge can only support 100 pounds. How did he get them across?
(Thanks to Felicia, Quakertown, PA)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
(Thanks to Chaniece, Durham)
There were two daughters and two mothers and they went to the bike shop and they
all bought a bike and only ended up with 3 bikes. How can that be?
(Thanks to Lia, Needham, MA)
What do footballers and magicians have in common?
(Thanks to Tom, Liverpool, England)
What is a flower's favorite color?
(Thanks to John, 5 years old, Atlanta, Georgia)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Thanks to Emily, P.A.)
How do you walk in a room with 2 legs and out with 6?
(Thanks to Derek, Columbus, Ohio)
What is the common trait between the following 6 words?
pride slime grant price globe whole?
(Thanks to riddlesandmore.com)
What has more letters than the alphabet?
(Thanks to Tyanna, Philadelphia)
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus as he looked out of the window?
(Thanks to Jenny, North Carolina)
When can a man brush his teeth and still whistle?
(Thanks to Tan, Singapore)
How many letters are in the alphabet?
(Thanks to Calvin, Thousand Oaks, CA)
What has 4 in the beginning, 2 in the middle, and 3 at the end?
(Thanks to Shawn, California))
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