JOKES & RIDDLES - PAGE 4

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How many animals did Moses bring on the Ark?

(Thanks to Blake, Tuscaloosa, AL)

What do you get when you cross a shark and a flounder?

(Thanks to Brooke, Tuscaloosa)

Last night I dreamed I was a muffler, and guess what?

(Thanks to C.J., Altamont)

What do you get when you mix a man with snow?

(Thanks to Mirna, U.A.E)

What do you get if you are holding 12 apples in your right hand and 15 apples in your left hand?

(Thanks to Mirna, U.A.E)

What do you get when you mix cream with ice?

(Thanks to Mirna, U.A.E)

What kind of animal would you not want to play checkers with?

(Thanks to Mr. Herman's ESL students, Toronto)

How many letters has the dictionary?

(Thanks to Virginia, Florida)

What is a tree's favorite drink?

(Thanks to Jason, Pawpaw, MI)

What would you call a silly mistake made by a policeman?

(Thanks to Tierra, Warsaw, Va)

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What do you get when you mix a crockadile with a frog?

(Anonymous)

Why do some people put a camera over their bed head before sleeping?

(Thanks to George, Amman)

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What did the Baby Banana say to the Mommy Banana?

(Thanks to Jess, NY)

What did a man find in his pocket that only had a head and a tail and it was in his pocket?

(Thanks to Blake, Tuscaloosa, AL)

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There was a guy that had a night watchman.
The night watchman had a dream that the man was going to die on his plane trip tomorrow.
The guy went on the plane trip anyway and came back and fired the night watchman.
Why?

(Thanks to Magatroid, CA)

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What is your name?
My name is George.
Spell it.
G-E-O-R-G-E
NO, SPELL IT (I-T)

(Thanks to Mike, Bayonne, NJ)

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

(Thanks to Eric, National City, Calif.)

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

(Thanks to Michael, Kirkwood, MO)

Jim said, "My dog tried to eat my library book."
"What did you do?" asked the librarian.

(Thanks to Mirna, Emirates)

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