JOKES & RIDDLES - PAGE 6


Father is green, Mother is red, and Baby is black. What am I?

(Thanks to Anoushka, Dubai)

What will you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

(Thanks to Aisha, AL-AIN U.A.E.)

Which is the smallest pan?

(Thanks to Prajakta, Dubai, UAE)

There was once a man in a restaurant. He went to the bathroom but why did he leave the door open?

(Thanks to Dana, Dubai)

Peter and his sister and John and his wife went home to eat biscuits. There were only three biscuits, but all of them ate one each. How can that be?

(Thanks to Akanksha, Abu Dhabi, U.A.E.)

What kind of telephones do turtles use?

(Thanks to OBO, Cortland, Ohio)

What do you get if you cross a lobster and a telephone?

What did the Doughnut say to the Pizza?

Where do frogs go for their eye checkup?

Which side of the Pizza is the left side?

What ten letter word starts with gas?

(Thanks to Gavin, Abu Dhabi)

What fruit is never alone?

There was this man that went away on Thursday, stayed there for three days, then came back on Thursday. How is that?

(Thanks to April, California)

Which kind of bow can't be tied?

(Thanks to Lubaba, Dubai)

Once there was a person who got badly injured in a battle. The injured person had a brother but the injured person's brother did not have a brother. How can that be?

(Thanks to RUTA, Sharjah, U.A.E.)

Why do cows wear bells?

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

(Thanks to Anand, Dubai, U.A.E.)

I start with P, I end with O, I have 100 eyes. What am I?

I start with C, I end with B, I have 100 teeth. What am I?

What is in the middle of Paris?

What did the river say to another river?

(Thanks to Saurabh, AbuDhabi,UAE)

Who makes suits and eats spinach?

(Thanks to Nicholas, Bayonne, NJ)

Who lives in a pod and is a kung fu master?

(Thanks to James, Bayonne, NJ)

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

(Thanks to James, Bayonne, NJ)

Why was the broom late?

(Thanks to Nicholas, Bayonne, NJ)

What comb has no teeth?

(Thanks to Pierre)

There is a green house,
inside it there is a brown house,
inside it there is a white house,
inside it there is a small swimming pool. What is it?

(Thanks to Saurabh D., Abu Dhabi)

How do skeletons remember events?

(Thanks to Erica, St.Louis, MO)

Why should golfers always carry an extra pair of socks?

(Thanks to Anjali, Dhabi)

Say the letters of the alphabet.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z

(Thanks to Amanda, Atlanta, Georgia)

There's a white wall behind it, could be a ball
which could be yellow or orange in colour. What is it?

(Thanks to Aisha Z., AL-AIN, U.A.E)

What are Batman and Robin called when they are run down by a bus?

(Thanks to Chints, Mumbai)

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

(Thanks to Natasha, N.S.W)

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