JOKES & RIDDLES - PAGE 7
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
I LOVE HANGING AROUND YOU

(Thanks to RAJVI, BVN)

What did the pork chop say to the steak?
NICE TO MEAT YOU

(Thanks to Saurabh, AbuDhabi, UAE)

What did a Nescafe salesman say when he saw a dead ant?
COME ALIVE WITH NESCAFE

(Thanks to Aisha, Dubai,U.A.E.)

If the elephant fell in the well, how will he come out?
HE WILL COME OUT WET

(Thanks to Saurabh, Abu Dhabi, UAE)

Why did the lady throw a piece of butter out of the window?
BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO SEE A BUTTERFLY

(Thanks to Ravi, Atlanta)

What happened to Batman and Robin after a truck went over them?
BATMAN BECAME FLATMAN AND ROBIN BECAME RIBBON

(Thanks to Iqra, Dubai,U.A.E.)

What did the tie say to the hat?
YOU GO ON A HEAD AND I'LL HANG A ROUND

(Thanks to Andre, Carson)

What is your name?
Do you like swimming?
Do you like to play cricket? What was the last question I asked you?
What was the last question I asked you.

(Thanks to Pratheek, Dubai)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skunk?
A BIG SMELLER

(Thanks to Labiba, Abu Dhabi)

Why did 18 fools go to the theatre?
BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED

(Thanks to Ruta, Sharjah, U.A.E.)

What did Clint Eastwood say when he saw a dead ant?
DEDAN-DEDAN-DEDAN

(Thanks to Abdullah, Dubai, U.A.E.)

What comes twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E.

(Thanks to Pratheek, Dubai)

What did one telephone say to the other telephone?
Let's get engaged.

What causes baldness?
A LACK OF HAIR

Why did the man go to the flea market?
BECAUSE HE HAD AN ITCH TO GO.

(Thanks to Saurabh, Abu Dhabi,UAE)

What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?

SHERLOCK BONES

What did the inspector say to his tummy?

U R UNDER A VEST

What flies & wobbles?
A JELLYCOPTER

(Thanks to Uzma, Dubai)

How did the dog turn off the stereo?
With the PAWS button

If Phill and Lill were a fruit, what kind would they be?
A PEAR

How is a smile bigger than a frown?
There's a MILE between a smile and a frown

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

(Thanks to Brittany, Illinois)

There was a man who needed a place to stay. He went into a hotel and asked if there was a room. The receptionist said, "Yes, but it is haunted."
"I'll take it" the man said.

When he got in the room he heard something. The voice said "I'll get you, I'll get you, then I'm going to eat you." He ran out of the hotel screaming.

The next day another man needed a place to stay. Again the receptionist said the only room available is haunted. The man took the room.

When he got in the room he heard a voice, "I'll get you, I'll get you, then I'm going to eat you."

He followed the voice to the closet and when he opened the door he saw a monkey picking his nose.


Why did the foolish man put lipstick on his forehead?
Because he wanted to make up his mind.

(Thanks to Anindita, Dubai, U.A.E.)

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he couldn't fit in the elevator.

(Thanks to May, AL-AIN)

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
Because he wanted a higher education.

(Thanks to Pooja, Dubai)

Why does the Saturn have a ring?
Because it's engaged to Jupiter.

(Thanks to Saurabh, Abu Dhabi, UAE)

Why did Tigger go down the toilet?
Because he was chasing Pooh.

(Thanks to Lindsey, Ohio)

What makes a tree noisy?

Its BARK

What can never be made right?

Your Left Ear
Which word is always spelled wrongly?

WRONGLY

What looks like half a loaf of bread?

The other half

What can you make which no one can see?
A Noise

(Thanks to Aisha, AL-AIN U.A.E)

What comb has no teeth?
A HONEYCOMB

(Thanks to Akanksha, Abu Dhabi, U.A.E.)

What did the Dragon say to the knight?
Good night (knight).

(Thanks to Noreen, Toronto)

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