JOKES & RIDDLES
What do you call a puppy who loves anchovies and garlic?
A DOG WHOSE BARK IS A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE THAN HIS BITE
(Thanks to Chitkala, Delhi)
What do you call a dirty friend?
A MUDDY BUDDY
Once there was a mango shop written on a big cardboard. There were a lot of mangos and
there were 3 ladies standing. One man came to the shop, he saw the three ladies, and went. Why?
BECAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN - MAN GO
Which tile is long?
REPTILE
(Thanks to K., Sharjah, U.A.E.)
What do you get when you cross a comedian and a banana?
PEELS OF LAUGHTER
(Thanks to Georgina, Dubai, UAE)
What room can no one enter?
MUSHROOM
(Thanks to Ashley, Atlanta, GA)
Which pan cannot cook food?
JAPAN
(Thanks to Deepkaran, Chandigarh, U.T.)
What subject would be most helpful on a shopping trip?
BUY-OLOGY
What do you call a dance where new students are introduced?
A MEET-BALL
(Thanks to Ellen, St. Mayrs, Georgia)
What animal escaped from prison?
A ZEBRA - IT HAS STRIPES
(Thanks to Khaliela, Singapore)
What's a cow's favorite song?
MOO ON THE RANGE
(Thanks to Ellen, Georgia)
What is the dress for a house?
ADDRESS
(Thanks to Sneh, Dubai)
When is a window good to eat?
WHEN IT IS JAMMED
Which is the biggest key?
TURKEY
(Thanks to Anoushka, Dubai,UAE)
Which nut is round and brown colour?
COCONUT
(Thanks to Srividhya, Sharjah,U.A.E)
What do you get when you cross Tommy Pickles dad with a cow?
BEEFSTU
What did the teacher say to the Hamburger when he missed school?
YOU HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO KETCHUP WITH
Which is the biggest ship?
FRIENDSHIP
(Thanks to Anoushka, Dubai)
Why did the drunk man throw some water out of the window?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE A WATERFALL
(Thanks to Fatema, Dubai)
What did the monster wife reply when the monster husband
asked why his dinner was late?
I ONLY HAVE SIX HANDS
(Thanks to Iqra, Dubai, UAE)
Which sand can we count?
THOUSAND
(Thanks to Rashmi, Porbandar/Gujrat)
What did the eggs do when the mother hen told them a joke?
THEY ALL CRACKED UP
(Thanks to Christina, Deer Park, Texas)
While birds are flying where do they carry their food?
IN THEIR STOMACH
(Thanks to Aisha, Al-Ain U.A.E)
What is the biggest pan?
JAPAN
(Thanks to Iqra, Dubai)
What did the traffic light say to the car?
DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM CHANGING
(Thanks to Iqra, Dubai)
What can you write with but cannot see?
INVISIBLE INK
(Thanks to Anonymous in Booneville, Arkansas)
What has four feet, a tail, and flies?
A HORSE IN AN AIRPLANE
(Thanks to Cassy, Texas)
What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter and can be seen by the naked eye?
A HOLE
(Thanks to Milla)
If you cut a corner of a paper having 4 corners,
how many corners will be left?
FIVE
(Thanks to Labiba, Abu Dhabi)
What do you get when you cross a camel with a cow?
A LUMPY MILKSHAKE
(Thanks to Chinar, Gujarat)
A skunk, a duck and a frog went to the movies.
The price was $1.00 to get in.
Which animal didn't get in?
THE SKUNK.
The duck had a bill. The frog had a green back and the skunk
only had a scent.
(Thanks to Quinton, Berwyn)
Which is the biggest gate?
COLGATE
(Thanks to Ankit, Baroda, Gujart)
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