JOKES & RIDDLES
What mouse has 2 legs?
What moth cannot fly?
(Thanks to Jacqueline, Singapore)
Why did the old lady sit in the rocking chair with rollerblades?
(Thanks to Veronica, Texas)
What can you hold without your hands?
(Thanks to Pooja, Dubai, UAE)
Why did the turtle cross the road?
(Thanks to Sabrina, Los Angeles, California)
Where dose a bunny go after their wedding?
(Thanks to Alleigha, Summerville, GA)
What dress does a house wear?
(Thanks to Natasha, Dubai)
What are the noisiest things in space?
(Thanks to Natasha, U.A.E.)
Which pillar is not used to hold buildings?
(Thanks to Natasha, U.A.E.)
Which is the biggest rope?
(Thanks to Sneh, Dubai)
What do you get from a pampered cow?
(Thanks to Daniyal, Dubai)
How do you prevent a summer cold?
(Thanks to Daniyal, Dubai)
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
(Thanks to Daniyal, Dubai)
Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?
(Thanks to Daniyal, Dubai)
Why was the ant so confused?
(Thanks to Amanda)
There are three houses - a blue house, a red house, and a white house.
The red house is to the right of the house in the middle;
the blue house is to the left of the house in the middle.
Now where is the white house?
Why do you go to bed at night?
(Thanks to Ashley, Cedar Falls, Utah)
Why did the student eat his/her homework?
(Thanks to Tiffany, Tyler, TX)
What is minimum?
(Thanks to Madhumita, Dubai Jumeirah)
What do you call a sleeping bull?
(Thanks to Zack, North Carolina)
What did one tonsil says to another tonsil?
(Thanks to Zarfishan, Abu-Dhabi, U.A.E.)
What will you get if you cross a giraffe with two slices of bread?
(Thanks to Jolene, RAK, UAE)
What kind of room has no doors and no windows?
(Thanks to Ashley, Arolndsville, GA)
How do you make a witch itch?
(Thanks to Josh, California)
When is a door not really a door at all?
(Thanks to Josh, California)
How do you spell Maryland backwards?
(Thanks to Ashley, GA)
Do you have prince albert tobacco in a can?
(Thanks to Sandy, Austin, Texas)
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