KNOCK KNOCK JOKES


  Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!   (I'll explain later)





Mom - Will you miss me if I have to leave town ?
Boy - YES!
Mom- Will you miss me if I leave the country?
Boy - YES!
A few minutes later,
KNOCK, KNOCK!
Boy - Who's there?
Mom- I told you you won't miss me!




Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rob
Rob who?
Rob some sunblock on me before I burn up?






KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
BANANA
BANANA WHO?

KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
BANANA
BANANA WHO?

KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
ORANGE
ORANGE WHO?

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?



Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock, knock.
WHO IS IT?!
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?




Knock, knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie my shoes




Knock, knock
Who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in




Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Someone who can't reach the bell.




Knock, knock
Who's there?
ketchup
ketchup who?
ketchup with her before she leaves





Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Catch
Catch who?
God bless you!





Knock, knock!
Who's there?
BOO
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!




Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow!




Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday!!




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